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((OOC 3 Justinian, 34 Dragon; The Blooming Rose, Kirkwall Hightown))
“She's … big.”
“Yes, she is,” Celeste agreed, nodding sagely, not that the Comte saw it. His beady little ferret eyes were fixed on Gideon, and he'd likely not notice if Celeste opened her shirt and flashed her tits at him. To his credit, Gideon did look pretty good – all seven feet of him - and quite convincing, wearing the dress without a trace of discomfort; he'd started running this particular scam with Daniel well before they'd ever met Celeste, when they realized that very few southerners actually knew what qunari females looked like.
The fake boobs, hips and ass were unbelievably expensive to have made, as they had to be custom fit to the Tal-Vashoth's body, but they looked real, even felt real (she knew … she'd given them a trial grope). The fact that they were made in proportion to Gideon's horns and shoulders turned already impressive curves into a natural (looking) wonder. The dress was an engineering marvel of its own, emphasizing those curves in all the right places, the emerald satin seemingly skin-tight while still managing to conceal Gideon's natural assets (which were admittedly impressive in their own right, but would have shattered the illusion).
Add the cream that Brannigan had cooked up that removed Gid's whiskers while leaving his skin as smooth and soft as a baby's butt-cheeks, Kalindra's artistry with cosmetics, and an Orlesian wig whose titian locks curled beguilingly around his horns, and Gideon looked more feminine than half the women in the room – and considering they were in a whorehouse, that was saying something.
“I believe that her name in Qunlat actually means 'runt of the litter', or something like it,” she tossed off, as though an afterthought.
That got her an incredulous glance before his hungry gaze returned to Gideon, a hint of discontent visible now as he considered what bigger and better things he might be missing. “They have litters?”
“Three, sometimes four at a time,” she replied without missing a beat. If it was going to be this easy, damned if she would waste the opportunity. “Of course, they can only feed two, so they generally leave the extras out to starve, though sometimes they do sell them, as was the case with Diona, here.”
“Barbarians,” muttered the man who was currently negotiating for the right to use 'Diona' however he wished for a night.
“Indeed,” Celeste replied, looking properly disapproving of such immoral practices. Gideon gave no hint that he could hear the conversation taking place beside him. His crimson eyes remained demurely downcast, though his gaze was stopped cold well before the level of the floor by the awesome swell of his bosom. “Fortunately, we live in more civilized latitudes.”
Evidently, the Comte didn't speak 'sarcasm', because he simply nodded his agreement before saying, “And ten sovereigns secures her services for the entire night? Anything I want her to do?”
“Anything you want,” Celeste assured him. Ten sovereigns was the standard rate for the scam, but this time, it was about more than fleecing a gullible mark. When the Wicked Grace had docked two days ago, one of her first stops had been one of the Red Jenny message drops, and among the scrawled missives of varying levels of literacy had been this gem:
“A little prig who likes them big
Needs to be taken down.
Just follow your nose to the bloom that grows
In the lows of the higher town.”
Whoever had written it obviously didn't need to be quitting their day job (or, more likely, night job), but the gist had been clear enough to provide direction. A visit to the Blooming Rose and a chat with Madame Lusine had filled in the details of the diminutive Comte with a fetish for taller women that included beatings and humiliation. Lusine could simply bar him from the Rose (and likely would), but he'd done even worse to whores on the street, and the Friends of Red Jenny intended to put a stop to the practice once and for all.
“Can she talk?” the Comte wanted to know.
“Sadly, no,” Celeste replied with just the right tone of regret, knowing that a silent victim was likely a big plus in the pervert's book. “An infection when she was a child. Very tragic.” And nothing short of major magic was going to make Gideon's bass rumble into even a husky contralto.
“Very tragic,” he agreed, making a stab at sincerity that came up even shorter than he was (and the top of his head barely reached Celeste's nose). “All right, you've got a deal.” Digging into his purse, he came up with the asking price and deposited it into Celeste's waiting hand.
“Excellent.” Celeste slipped the sweaty coins into an inside pocket of her vest as Madam Lusine looked on with her face pinched in disapproval, likely at least as much due to not getting a cut of a score that was well above even her premium service rates as to her opinion of the Comte. That was the way it worked; there was never a charge when the Friends of Red Jenny stepped in, but any profit you made in the process was yours. “Go with him, Diona,” she instructed Gideon firmly. “Do as you're told.”
Gideon nodded meekly, still managing somehow to look demure as he followed the Comte to the stairs and up, towering over him by a full two feet. More than one set of eyes followed them; most of the workers were in on the ruse, and likely a good number of the regular customers, but a couple of them looked to be considering whether or not they could come up with the ten sovereigns.
When they had vanished from view, Celeste turned back to the bar. “Start counting,” she told Quintus as the bartender poured her a glass of Vyrantium White 9:19. There was a betting pool on the Wicked Grace as to just how long it would take for the mark to discover the dupe, and since she had money in the pot, it seemed fair to let a neutral party handle the timing.
“She's … big.”
“Yes, she is,” Celeste agreed, nodding sagely, not that the Comte saw it. His beady little ferret eyes were fixed on Gideon, and he'd likely not notice if Celeste opened her shirt and flashed her tits at him. To his credit, Gideon did look pretty good – all seven feet of him - and quite convincing, wearing the dress without a trace of discomfort; he'd started running this particular scam with Daniel well before they'd ever met Celeste, when they realized that very few southerners actually knew what qunari females looked like.
The fake boobs, hips and ass were unbelievably expensive to have made, as they had to be custom fit to the Tal-Vashoth's body, but they looked real, even felt real (she knew … she'd given them a trial grope). The fact that they were made in proportion to Gideon's horns and shoulders turned already impressive curves into a natural (looking) wonder. The dress was an engineering marvel of its own, emphasizing those curves in all the right places, the emerald satin seemingly skin-tight while still managing to conceal Gideon's natural assets (which were admittedly impressive in their own right, but would have shattered the illusion).
Add the cream that Brannigan had cooked up that removed Gid's whiskers while leaving his skin as smooth and soft as a baby's butt-cheeks, Kalindra's artistry with cosmetics, and an Orlesian wig whose titian locks curled beguilingly around his horns, and Gideon looked more feminine than half the women in the room – and considering they were in a whorehouse, that was saying something.
“I believe that her name in Qunlat actually means 'runt of the litter', or something like it,” she tossed off, as though an afterthought.
That got her an incredulous glance before his hungry gaze returned to Gideon, a hint of discontent visible now as he considered what bigger and better things he might be missing. “They have litters?”
“Three, sometimes four at a time,” she replied without missing a beat. If it was going to be this easy, damned if she would waste the opportunity. “Of course, they can only feed two, so they generally leave the extras out to starve, though sometimes they do sell them, as was the case with Diona, here.”
“Barbarians,” muttered the man who was currently negotiating for the right to use 'Diona' however he wished for a night.
“Indeed,” Celeste replied, looking properly disapproving of such immoral practices. Gideon gave no hint that he could hear the conversation taking place beside him. His crimson eyes remained demurely downcast, though his gaze was stopped cold well before the level of the floor by the awesome swell of his bosom. “Fortunately, we live in more civilized latitudes.”
Evidently, the Comte didn't speak 'sarcasm', because he simply nodded his agreement before saying, “And ten sovereigns secures her services for the entire night? Anything I want her to do?”
“Anything you want,” Celeste assured him. Ten sovereigns was the standard rate for the scam, but this time, it was about more than fleecing a gullible mark. When the Wicked Grace had docked two days ago, one of her first stops had been one of the Red Jenny message drops, and among the scrawled missives of varying levels of literacy had been this gem:
“A little prig who likes them big
Needs to be taken down.
Just follow your nose to the bloom that grows
In the lows of the higher town.”
Whoever had written it obviously didn't need to be quitting their day job (or, more likely, night job), but the gist had been clear enough to provide direction. A visit to the Blooming Rose and a chat with Madame Lusine had filled in the details of the diminutive Comte with a fetish for taller women that included beatings and humiliation. Lusine could simply bar him from the Rose (and likely would), but he'd done even worse to whores on the street, and the Friends of Red Jenny intended to put a stop to the practice once and for all.
“Can she talk?” the Comte wanted to know.
“Sadly, no,” Celeste replied with just the right tone of regret, knowing that a silent victim was likely a big plus in the pervert's book. “An infection when she was a child. Very tragic.” And nothing short of major magic was going to make Gideon's bass rumble into even a husky contralto.
“Very tragic,” he agreed, making a stab at sincerity that came up even shorter than he was (and the top of his head barely reached Celeste's nose). “All right, you've got a deal.” Digging into his purse, he came up with the asking price and deposited it into Celeste's waiting hand.
“Excellent.” Celeste slipped the sweaty coins into an inside pocket of her vest as Madam Lusine looked on with her face pinched in disapproval, likely at least as much due to not getting a cut of a score that was well above even her premium service rates as to her opinion of the Comte. That was the way it worked; there was never a charge when the Friends of Red Jenny stepped in, but any profit you made in the process was yours. “Go with him, Diona,” she instructed Gideon firmly. “Do as you're told.”
Gideon nodded meekly, still managing somehow to look demure as he followed the Comte to the stairs and up, towering over him by a full two feet. More than one set of eyes followed them; most of the workers were in on the ruse, and likely a good number of the regular customers, but a couple of them looked to be considering whether or not they could come up with the ten sovereigns.
When they had vanished from view, Celeste turned back to the bar. “Start counting,” she told Quintus as the bartender poured her a glass of Vyrantium White 9:19. There was a betting pool on the Wicked Grace as to just how long it would take for the mark to discover the dupe, and since she had money in the pot, it seemed fair to let a neutral party handle the timing.