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((25 Kingsway, 35 Dragon; mid-morning; @Nathaniel Howe ))
Conrad entered the bookstore cautiously, very nearly as hesitant as when he had stepped across the threshold of the Chantry, nearly a week earlier. The bookshops in Hossberg had been as off limits as the houses of worship, but his continued acceptance in the Denerim Chantry had emboldened him sufficiently to try his luck at The Omnibus, as it was known.
The clerk glanced at him with a bit more than casual curiosity, but made no protest. Conrad was certain that he looked nothing like the average customer of the establishment, and the fact that he couldn't help but stare was probably not helping. His father had owned a dozen tomes on various aspects of healing, most of them passed down by his own great-grandfather, plus a few more on other subjects collected over the years. Never had he seen so many books in one place, though.
“May I help you?” The clerk's words were polite, but his expression was frankly dubious.
“No, thank you,” Conrad replied, his eyes scanning the titles written on binding of leather, cloth or paper. He could not afford to spend much, but he hoped to find a history of Ferelden, perhaps one that included the fifth Blight.
One caught his eye: Fifty Shades of Grey Warden. A history of the Fereldan order, perhaps? Intrigued, he picked it up and opened it -
What in the Fade …?
His eye widened as he scanned the purple prose, unable to credit what his vision was showing him. The ones who had saved Ferelden: the Hero, Aedan Cousland; the sodding King, other names that he did not know, all made sport of in the most vulgar manner. Nor was the writing the worst of it: the illustrations were grossly exaggerated: the genitals of the men looking better suited to horses, the breasts of the women impossibly large, the anatomy completely inaccurate.
Appalled, he flipped back to the cover to find the author. Tethras? He let out a sound of disgust. One of the magistrates, knowing his fondness for books, had once gifted him with a copy of the first installment of 'Swords and Shields'. He had managed to read ten pages before setting it aside. It had been left to gather dust, and had been the only one of the books that he had set ablaze in the house that had truly deserved to be burned.
It wasn't the smut. He had heard far worse, in far more coarse language, but these were Wardens that were being mocked for the sake of titillation! He lifted his head, his glare falling on the clerk, who suddenly looked much more apprehensive.
“You peddle this filth?” he rumbled, anger making his accent more pronounced. “Do you not know that it is because of the courage of the Grey Wardens that your kingdom is not awash in darkspawn?”
Conrad entered the bookstore cautiously, very nearly as hesitant as when he had stepped across the threshold of the Chantry, nearly a week earlier. The bookshops in Hossberg had been as off limits as the houses of worship, but his continued acceptance in the Denerim Chantry had emboldened him sufficiently to try his luck at The Omnibus, as it was known.
The clerk glanced at him with a bit more than casual curiosity, but made no protest. Conrad was certain that he looked nothing like the average customer of the establishment, and the fact that he couldn't help but stare was probably not helping. His father had owned a dozen tomes on various aspects of healing, most of them passed down by his own great-grandfather, plus a few more on other subjects collected over the years. Never had he seen so many books in one place, though.
“May I help you?” The clerk's words were polite, but his expression was frankly dubious.
“No, thank you,” Conrad replied, his eyes scanning the titles written on binding of leather, cloth or paper. He could not afford to spend much, but he hoped to find a history of Ferelden, perhaps one that included the fifth Blight.
One caught his eye: Fifty Shades of Grey Warden. A history of the Fereldan order, perhaps? Intrigued, he picked it up and opened it -
What in the Fade …?
His eye widened as he scanned the purple prose, unable to credit what his vision was showing him. The ones who had saved Ferelden: the Hero, Aedan Cousland; the sodding King, other names that he did not know, all made sport of in the most vulgar manner. Nor was the writing the worst of it: the illustrations were grossly exaggerated: the genitals of the men looking better suited to horses, the breasts of the women impossibly large, the anatomy completely inaccurate.
Appalled, he flipped back to the cover to find the author. Tethras? He let out a sound of disgust. One of the magistrates, knowing his fondness for books, had once gifted him with a copy of the first installment of 'Swords and Shields'. He had managed to read ten pages before setting it aside. It had been left to gather dust, and had been the only one of the books that he had set ablaze in the house that had truly deserved to be burned.
It wasn't the smut. He had heard far worse, in far more coarse language, but these were Wardens that were being mocked for the sake of titillation! He lifted his head, his glare falling on the clerk, who suddenly looked much more apprehensive.
“You peddle this filth?” he rumbled, anger making his accent more pronounced. “Do you not know that it is because of the courage of the Grey Wardens that your kingdom is not awash in darkspawn?”
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